Faith

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Judgment Day Could Upend 2012 Contest

The long prophesied event known as Armageddon is finally scheduled to occur on May 21st. True Christians—an estimated 3% of the population—will finally be headed to the their skyward home; those not lucky enough to make the trek must endure 5 more death and horror filled months until the world finally ends in October. The big question: how will the Rapture impact the 2012 contest?

 
"Life begins at conception" say Christian ravers who celebrate the date of Christ's conception in growing numbers.

Christian ‘Conception’ Parties Raise Ire, Eyebrows

Thousands of Christian couples plan to celebrate the occasion of their savior’s creation by reenacting the conception of the world’s most famous baby.

 
Sexless pregnancies show failures even in abstinence-only classes.

Doctors Cast Doubt on Teen’s ‘Virgin Birth’ Story

Medical experts are dismissing a Pennsylvania teen’s claim that she got pregnant without going all the way. Now three members of state’s Congressional delegation are planning to visit the expectant mother on the eve of her child’s birth.

 
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Effort to Merge Constitution, Ten Commandments Gains Steam

Once all the rage, the Constitution is now seeing its celebrity status fade due to unpopular amendments, particularly the so-called wall between church and state.

 

Education

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Next Up for Fox: Fair and Balanced Elementary Schools

Students who have long been fed a diet of socialist propaganda at government-run schools will soon have an alternative. The Fox Broadcasting Company plans to open a network of fair and balanced elementary schools. The curriculum will replace dated—and controversial— topics like math and science with courses on the virtues of the free market and American acceptionalism.

 
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GOP Governors: Child Labor May Be Needed to Balance Budgets

The time may finally be right for rolling back a loathed and costly regulation on US businesses: the ban on child labor. Republican governors say that a plan to replace high-priced public sector workers with employees aged 7-16 is necessary to help them balance their budgets.

 
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WISCONSIN GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT: TEACHERS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL OF AMERICA’S PROBLEMS

Chester Friedman, the country’s youngest conservative commentator has a message for socialist teachers: ‘the free handouts are over.’ Writes Friedman: “Teachers are stupid jerks who are worse than Nazis and don’t deserve a cent of our tax money.”

 
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Are Same-Sex Valentines ‘Gateway’ to Homosexuality?

Exchanging same sex valentines has been a February tradition for generations of school children. But a growing chorus of pro-family advocates cautions that students on the receiving end of the cupid cards may be receiving an unwanted gift this Valentine’s Day: gayness.

 
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Judgment Day Could Upend 2012 Contest

The long prophesied event known as Armageddon is finally scheduled to occur on May 21st. True Christians—an estimated 3% of the population—will finally be headed to the their skyward home; those not lucky enough to make the trek must endure 5 more death and horror filled months until the world finally ends in October. The big question: how will the Rapture impact the 2012 contest?

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